Ddy Wears a Mask: Archive

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someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
 the conference room is quiet
 everyone stares in awe at the genius
 someone begins to stand up and clap
 the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
 everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
 one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
 hot topic sales go up 100% that week

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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I am terrible people

And I really don’t give a fuck.

Feb 27th

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I'm in Hong Kong

Excuse me sir, WTF are you doing?

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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THE WINNER OF THE DANCE-OFF

The vote was unanimous, two to zero, the winner is:

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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take a screenshot of your desktop right now and...

crazyincongregations: paranoidandroid42: musicalsharpie: sergeantanous: hey-listen: monotoneminor: I work at Aperture, what of it? Zeruda :3 ta-daahh~ Caught me with the videos I was gonna look through to gif on my desktop. Good job. He’s really cute okay No shame

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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I DECLARE A DANCE-OFF

VS WHO WILL WIN?

Feb 26th

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Excerpts from today's D&D session

everthewordsmith: “I’m going to die at the hands of a guy with shit in his pants. Don’t remember me this way.” “Valuable life lesson: don’t go eating decapitated heads you find in strange houses. Or at least have someone else take the first bite.” Yes. I think it’s safe to assume Victor has lost it.

Feb 26th

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Hey. Schoolgirl. Stop flirting with me and tell me where the airport is. I’m serious. Stop it. You’re creeping me out. Just…just point me in the direction of the airport. YOUR FEMININE WILES WILL NOT WORK ON ME. I NEED TO GET TO THE AIRPORT.

Feb 25th

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So I found this...

I think it’s time to go to sleep now. I’ve lost the ability to can.

Feb 25th

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Asymmetrical Derse Dreamer

Took this quiz I’m basically like Rose, is what the summary says. So, yeah, I’m a Derse dreamer, yeah! Now I must draw Madlyn in Derse robes.

Feb 25th

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zweibaby replied to your post: Just modded my MSPA notifier old spice commercial guy. on a jetski. crashing through a wall. with HOMESTUCK UPDAAAAATE at the top. i can’t find a good sound for it. Nope. Mine’s still better. I have a sound for it. You don’t. I win.

Feb 25th

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Just modded my MSPA notifier

Now it pops up with this image: and it honks like Gamzee’s horns I think I win this one.

Feb 25th

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The last GIF in your folder with words are your...

Oh…okay…

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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GRAPEFRUITS ARE THE MOST BULLSHITTY BULLSHIT OF...

crazyincongregations:

Feb 25th

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List of shit I need for my Eridan cosplay:

Pants Grey face paint These (Or something similar) A cape A scarf A wand Shoes I’m never gonna get this finished ;A;

Feb 24th

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Is it weird that I want to see a cosplay of...

It’s just…I really want to see such a cosplay

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Watching The Powerpuff Girls

Damn. Professor Utonium was an asshole as a kid. He was such a douche to everyone. Also paradoxes. There were paradoxes going on that I didn’t comprehend as a child that I understand now. Growing up is weird.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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So…something tells me I’m in Canada…

Feb 22nd

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Lololol I'm so bored

Friends, come to the Q and fix my boredom! If nobody comes for me I’m gonna MapCrunch. Don’t make me do it, guys.

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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There was a fucking spider in my room

I’ve gotten rid of it, but now I can’t even think about going to sleep with the thought of spiders in my head. And then my mom goes and tells me I should clean my room because ‘who knows where they could be hiding’ Thanks. Thanks a fucking lot. Now I’m not cleaning my room EVER.

Feb 21st

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Apparently this is what Scotland looks like

beautiful country

Feb 21st

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I'm starting to doubt the existence of airports

Feb 21st

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Your current number of followers is the number of...

oop2iiepoop2iie: doctorhoudini: OoooOOOo. kawaii Forever Alone

Feb 21st

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I now have a folder made for weird shit I find on...

Here is a small sampling:

Feb 21st

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I'm in Dresden and all the buildings have big...

WHAT DO?

Feb 21st

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Something I Don't Understand /a semi-rant

It’s about romance and shit. There’s your warning. Don’t bitch me out if you click ‘read more’ What the fuck is a ‘one month anniversary’? You can’t have an anniversary after just one month. The word ‘anniversary’ means the celebration or observance of a yearly occasion. One month does not equal one year, in fact is equals 1/12 of...

Feb 21st

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